a day of a pregnant mother "BEING FAT"

lets see, opened your eyes after 2 minutes of deep sleeping,
dreaming for a huge chocolate fudge with that hot chocolate with strawberry flavor on it,
u went direct to the kitchen after waiting for those creatures "your family" to finish what they're doing, some in the fridge and others into the stove...
30 minutes and u finally entered, u grab the choco piece fomr the fridge direct to the microwave, on the stove u're making the sauce while cutting those strawberry,
after 12 minutes the cake was ready then u ate it, after a while u had tea with biscuit then pizza before lunch and u made spaghetti for lunch, at night u prepared some pop corn for the movie night and later u took that coffee after your tasty dinner before u went to bed..
U: i smell bad... so just went into the shower and u looked at the mirror to realize that u're FAT,
baaaaaaaaaabbbbbbbbeeeeeeeee im fat :(((((
no baby its just u're pregnant !!!
oh babe, u're sweet .. thanks for reminding

dedicated to basma and muhamed

a day of a pregnant mother "MEET THE FOCKERS"

a night when u were laying on bed besides your beloved husband but u're looking to your cat,
wanna eat his face as u're hungry because of the baby kicks into you,
while u cant sleep so u're just trying to figure out how will it be when u give birth,
u're trying to figure the whole life after so u just found your self awake everyday with no time to sleep.
a small look to your angel husband while sleeping so u just went into a pillows fight with him trying to convince that he has to do as u do,
but later u will face the problem of feeding the baby so u just remembered the movie of "meet the fockers" and u went to buy that invention the dad made for the little kid "ARTIFICIAL BREAST" and so he was shocked by the idea ,
suddenly you hear your bbm ring tone so u just woke up from all this, looking to the bbm and enjoying the snoring of both memo "the cat" and your husband :D:D 

dedicated to basma and muhamed

a day of a pregnant mother "whispers..."

some one is walking in the reception,
no the sound is coming from the other room,
are they eating... it passed mid night already,
hmmm .. the sound is coming from the bathroom,
HAMDIII .. are you having shower,
hmm .. it might be dad,
mum is this you @ the kitchen,
why dont any of you answers me !!!
this sound is annoying me :S:S ,
please guys would any one answer me ?
hey sis .. is that you in the corridor?
noway, im i talking in a vibration mood,
the bed is shaking ... weird :S
oh, thats neemo u're snoring :D,
but its not the sound im hearing,
DAAAAAAAD would you please come,
the bbm is off, the t.v is off and no p.c or laptop or even a
car moving in the street,
i think they're all sleeping,
im getting mad, would any of you please stop this sound,

after 4 hrs.....

HAMDI : BASMA WOULD YOU PLEASE REMIND YOUR SELF
THAT U'RE PREGNANT AND ITS ONLY THE BABY'S NOISE INSIDE YOU

a silly face is shown and looking to the sealing of the bedroom to realize after all this that we forgot to paint it !! 

dedicated to basma and muhamed